Black Man and His Costumes 0
A black man and his wife are going to a Halloween party in two days. The husband tells his wife to go to the shop and get costumes.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman Costume.
The husband yells at his wife, ” What are you doing? have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I will wear.”
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets another outfit
The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, ” What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I will wear to the costume party!!”
The next morning his upset wife goes shopping again.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a group of 3 white buttons, the second one is a thick white belt, and the third item is two x 4.
The husband shouts at the wife, ” What the hell are these for?”
The wife shouts back, ” Stripe your clothes off. you can put the 3 white buttons on front of you and go as a domino. in case you don’t like that one, that you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And in case you don’t like THAT one, you could stick the two x 4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle.”
